Freezerality

Today I am going to talk to you about alternative lifestyles. Well, maybe just one alternative lifestyle. Try to be open minded.

It is called Freezerality, and it basically just means that you keep a bunch of weird shit in your freezer. I call it a lifestyle, because it will completely improve your entire summer. First of all, you don't need to keep 6 months worth of food in there. So make room for the stuff that counts. Here is a short list of things that you might not have thought of yet.

Granola - freezing makes it crispier, and it becomes a cold snack for hot days.

Corn chips - Also retain their crispiness longer in the freezer, and taste better cold. Who knew?

A change of clothes. Yeah, thats right. If the summer is getting really hot, try spraying them with a little water before you put them in there. Not too much, or it will be like wearing an ice pack and then like wearing wet clothes (a lot like wearing wet clothes). but just a little will turn your spare tee shirt into some portable shade.

Your top sheet. I tried this just once, when tired. I imagine if you read in bed for long it will warm up, and I wouldn't recommend the water trick here. Also, only do this with a clean sheet. You keep food in there.

The obvious:
a water glass, and maybe some shot glasses. Definitely two martini glasses. Ice cubes and popsicles. Vodka. Ice cream. Ice pack or two.

Okay stop looking at me like that.