Martian Sunrise

So, this is what it looks like at dawn, somewhere on mars. My plan is to create a mix drink inspired by this picture, and call it a Martian Sunrise. It may or may not contain bizarre toothpick constructions, grenadine, orange juice, pineapple juice, tomato -wait what the fuck tomato?!! Max, you are not making any sense!- ...well it was just an idea I haven't made the drink yet, give me a break. -Well if you put tomato in it it will be disgusting- GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN -NO WAY THAT IS JUST A BAD IDEA JUST STOP IT- but it might... it might be good how will I know if I don't try? -Okay, ONE "TOMATO NASTY", COMING UP!- Wait no it is called a "Martian Sunrise" and... oh nevermind...

Anyways, they say that the sunrise on Mars is enough to drive a man mad. Don't worry though, I'm not mad, he raised his voice first.

On bullshit.

Before you do something, simplify it. What is the jist of what you are attempting to do? Now discard the bullshit. Okay, you are ready to do a thing.

I was going to write a long blog entry on this, with examples, stories, morals of stories, and a bunch of other bullshit. Then I simplified. I just wanted to tell people to cut out the bullshit. So I did.